that perfect hand…

In Ocean's 11, Danny said that "the house always wins. If you play long enough, never change the stakes, then the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big… and then, you take the house." Here's the hand I've been dealt, sometimes it's risky and sometimes it's safe, but all the time… it's perfect. It's mine.

dead pan delivery

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Sometimes, I am my biggest fan. I have resigned to the fact that I can be pretty witty. In fact, I think it’s one of my greatest qualities (I am not trying to sound incredibly un-humble, I am just trying to set this up for people who don’t know me). ANYWAY.

Here is the the most hilarious example of my quick-wit from the recent weeks. Today, at 8:30 in the morning, I was sitting in my Adolescent Psyc class when my professor (the other wittiest person I know) starting going on about divorce and its effects on young adults. She posed a bunch of facts and stats to us before asking us a question:

Do you know what Canadian province has the highest divorce rate per capita?

[no idea. it’s 8 stinkin’ 30 in the morning. and we’re still in class. unlike the rest of university students.]

Quebec. Any correlative ideas why that might be?

And, yours truly (myself), without giving it a thought or raising my hand or even thinking about anything at all yelled out with a straight face:

BECAUSE THEY ARE SEPARATISTS!

2 points – Kate

0 – Professor Cindy

– 830 – my classmates

It was a good day.

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2 thoughts on “dead pan delivery

  1. hahahaha! Go to the head of the class Kate.

    See you in the am. xoxo aMonika

  2. Hahah good one Kate, that’s funny!
    Have a great holiday!

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