that perfect hand…

In Ocean's 11, Danny said that "the house always wins. If you play long enough, never change the stakes, then the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big… and then, you take the house." Here's the hand I've been dealt, sometimes it's risky and sometimes it's safe, but all the time… it's perfect. It's mine.

middle school bus conversations


It might just be a form of hearsay, but I heard them say:

“Hey [x] I think you’re really cool.”

“But [y], you’re a lot cooler than I am.”

“I don’t think so [x], more people want to sit by you in class than me.”

“That might be true, but you have more friends that are girls than I do.”

“So? I am a girl. I still think you’re cooler, [x], because the only reason girls don’t talk to you as much as me is because they think you’re hot.”

“Oh, sure. They don’t need to talk to me because they already can talk to you. The only people who hang out with me hang out because you’re my bff, [y].”

“Maybe we should just admit that we’re both the coolest kids in class.”

“It might be a good idea, otherwise we’ll just keep arguing.”

“Ok, so we’re both really cool.”

“Yep. Hey [y]?”


“Maybe we can be boyfriend and girlfriend then. Since we’re both really cool and stuff.”

“Yea! Then everyone would want to hang out with us together.”

Interject voice [z], clearly “cooler” than those two: “Maybe you two should talk quieter.”

I would really like to sit down with someone who will tell me for over ten minutes that I am cooler than they are. And then ask me out.

Maybe I need to get more cool before that’s even a possibility. Or fix my delusional reality on what it takes to be cool enough to date.

I digress.

5 thoughts on “middle school bus conversations

  1. or maybe you need to go back to elementary school for this to happen. Please tell me these kids were under the age of 13…

  2. Middle school baby!!

  3. I guess then 13 would be the appropriate age. I still don’t think it’s THAT easy.

  4. Heehee.. Wow. That is an impressive conversation. It just seemed so ‘natural’ to ask her out. Smooth… butter her up and then pop the question. Kate, if I were a boy… perhaps I should not go there since we’re cousins as well.. wink wink

  5. Hmm… I was turned down once in middle school because I definitely wasn’t cool enough. (I shudder with the memory of the event).

    Also, I love your blog. And your thoughts. 🙂

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